In this post, we'll take a peek into Parallel Universe for a few minutes and see how their workflows are organized, their motivation is set, and how they look for new products.
He is lucky, he is like everyone else
An employee of the department of brainwashing programs of the company "Y" Molodets Aleksandrovich stood in a traffic jam and was hopelessly late for work. The traffic jam was caused by a large accident between cumulus and stratus clouds ***.
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Cloud technologies in Parallel are so advanced that all companies have long moved their offices to the clouds.
From the place where he was, the office of his company was already visible, but it was absolutely impossible to get there in time. And it was very necessary to get there! Today Molodets Aleksandrovich had to present to the head of the company his finished product, which he developed during working hours for half the salary. Its leader, Boss Evgenievich (who did not like these formalities, and preferred to be called simply "Boss Evgenievich" and not "boss Evgenievich Boss"), was probably already waiting for him in his office.
In the trees, pink fluffy crocodiles croaked joyfully, foreshadowing an imminent hot winter, and peas blossomed on the lanterns. But Molodets Aleksandrovich did not notice all this beauty, and in a whisper he uttered the words of the presentation that had been memorized since yesterday. He desperately believed that his new super-modern brainwash "Kuzkina Mother" with melon flavor would please the company in the person of the head! This means that the product will go into circulation and bring the company and it a lot of money.
Do not work for a fee and become a billionaire - only here in Parallel!
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And now Molodets Aleksandrovich with all his soul (but so far, unfortunately, not in his body) strove to work in order to quickly show the head of "Kuz'kina's mother". It was not for nothing that he worked on it for six months.
The cork slowly moved between cumulus and stratus clouds, unable to cope with the flow of the inhabitants of the Parallel Universe, desperate to get to their favorite job as soon as possible.
Disclaimer. All characters are fictional, any coincidences are accidental.