How Uncle Tolya, a bricklayer, taught programmers

I had a chance to work at a construction site when I was a student. Not for long, just a week. But for this he managed to contemplate a whole life, with unusual characters, twists and turns and, of course, dramas.





I see similar dramas every day at work. Although, at the construction site there were bricklayers, foremen and handymen, and at work - programmers, analysts, developers, project managers and bosses.





Let's see what programmers can learn from Uncle Tolya's bricklayer.





Initial at the construction site 

Three bricklayers worked at the construction site - Kostya, Rustam and Uncle Tolya. Kostya was 25 years old, Rustam was under 40, Uncle Tole was 50-60 years old (apparently, that's why a respectful "uncle" was added to his name). I, and another 15 students and schoolchildren, were laborers - bring it, give it, move on, don't bother.





We were building a two-story building - like, the future cafe. When I arrived, work was in progress on the second floor. Uncle Tolya built the western wall, Kostya and Rustam - the northern one. The southern wall has not yet been built, because building materials were raised through it.





And now let's take a break and see how the programmers are doing.





Source on the project 

The client, by some devils, has implemented an ERP system for himself. The devils, having received the money and "running the system", fled. People started to work and, of course, got into trouble.





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