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"It is itself!", "It is itself ..." - who usually says that?





The kids who broke something. From our adult point of view, people are very irresponsible.





Users of corporate information systems who are embarrassed to tell where and why they clicked. From our, programmer's point of view, people are stupid and harmful.





Have you ever heard "it itself" from high-ranking officials? I had to.





Nikolay

Nikolay is the general director of the plant. A good, respected person. Once I found myself an excellent programmer who automated everything that was possible, including the management of that very plant - i.e. the work of Nikolai himself.





At first, Nikolai appreciated the programmer. Then he began to read managerial books and believed that there were no people in the world except Nikolai himself. There are only systems, processes and functions. Any function can be replaced.





Well, he replaced the programmer - he just got insolent at the end and asked for money above the market. The consequences were not long in coming. First of all, the implementation of automation projects stopped - the new programmer didn't need it. Secondly, the already automated sections began to collapse - the new programmer did not want to force people to work in them, they felt weak and returned to the paper Excel.





Nikolai sensed something was wrong and kicked out a new programmer, hired a modern one. Then supernova, megan and hypernova. Automation, meanwhile, has slipped into the Stone Age.





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These complaints reached the owner - and he sincerely loved production and people who work with their hands. Gathered everyone, listened, even phoned the dismissed production managers.





I went to Svetlana and began to find out. Guess what she said.








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