Catching Banderlog in the office

Observe, on occasion, the arrangement of the workplaces of programmers. They can be very, very funny. Also, take a closer look at the process of their work in the development environment. If you can, ask around what technical tools that facilitate development, these programmers respect and consider the most important.





And then go to their bosses, collect data on the results of the work of these programmers, their usefulness for the team / project / company, no matter how this usefulness is measured.





Well, compare one with the other - the features of the process of working with its results. So you will calculate the Banderlog.





Banderlog is a programmer who has been working for about 1-3 years. There is little sense from him, but the development process is literally bursting with all sorts of "usefulness" and "life hacks". The difference with completely green and 3+ is usually striking.





The completely green one is exactly as it was when he was put at the computer. Desktop wallpaper, background color in the development environment, location of equipment on the table, the number of "jokes" (equal to zero).





A 3+ programmer has everything in its place. No, not like that ... He has everything exactly where he put it. And just what he decided. And nothing useless for him personally. Each thing, their relative position, palette and brightness settings, menus, a list of equipment, a rubber lizard, a rosary, a second monitor, a chair - everything is "for yourself". This is the key difference.





Banderlog includes in the process not what he needs, but what he sees from more experienced and productive colleagues. It is necessary, it is not necessary - do not care. If only "like a programmer." As the Banderlogs said in the Mowgli movie:





- He knows everything, knows everything!





- He is the same as we are, only without a tail!





- He's the same, only naked!





Let's go through the main fetishes of Banderlog.





Second monitor

Experienced programmers use a second monitor to avoid poking Alt + Tab. For example, on one screen there is a code, on the second - a manual, or TK, or debugging, or even an excercise.





The Banderlog on the second monitor has either nothing or something. Just something. Static, not participating in the process. To the extent that an empty desktop or a second monitor is turned off altogether.





Hotkeys

Both programmers and Banderlogs know the hotkeys (hotkeys) of the development environment. But there is a fundamental difference in two points.





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