Re: Answer to HR-girls to @Subrisk Wow
! Shall we have a battle?
Let's cry together, sad ...
But, mind you, let's go without a mat,
We will talk to you here.
In HR, too, initially
We are just people, and we sit
Between a rock and a hard place
And there is dubious sex!
This is our way, it is flexible, difficult
Sometimes I want to kill myself
When the customer is frozen,
And the candidate is waiting for your offer.
Therefore, without unnecessary drama
Without our all sorts of fumes
Read and judge for yourself
About the true deeds in HR….
Our work is people!
They are the most valuable capital.
They have a set of guns in their heads,
Ideas, smashing on the spot.
And we, like mutexes, are reliable
We synchronize the process.
Wisely and tactfully, carefully
Heating up interest.
Not for money or cronyism
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On our market to change.
Working honestly and in tandem -
Here is our main trump card
After all, we also have children, families
And life is like a meme "Get up, Natasha!"
No, we have no control over the weather
And the economy. Moreover,
That we admire the work
And programming skills.
We learn that it's so logical
Podcasts, opinions, articles.
After all, your world is very dynamic:
If you fell behind, it’s easier to leave.
So we jump neatly,
With feedback from IT.
Thanks to the uncles adequate
For this help on the way.
Now the HR worker, without cunning,
Even in a coma will repeat you,
What Knows the Difference Between Java
And legendary JavaScript.
PS
Well, dear reader
Now I must understand everything!
If you decide to change jobs,
You know who to write to.
Ask about everything that is interesting
ZP, find out the conditions ...
I will answer everything honestly
There are many vacancies! Have time!