chatted for cognac ... Everyone had a clever
thought: to
shant the bachelor.
So that in the body a muscular
I was a cool specialist,
So that with experience in IT
For more than five years.
In a corporation, a startup
So that he goes through all the stages,
Yes in English in the syllable
Sang on Habré in his blog.
And in the community among the pros
Was desired like a mug of coffee.
Well, in short, so that the mother
was like a true Senior.
- If I were a queen, - the
girl said first, -
Offer would have been on prestige:
Fifty thousand higher.
Labor registration,
Career advancement,
Two years before the team lead
I would have brought the individual.
Even a VHI policy
I would suggest in addition.
But there is not enough valerian
In our federal bank,
To pass the approvals,
All standards, regulations,
Security checks,
Tests,
ticks and measurements, Tests of all scales
From 15 stages.
Our interviews are
not a gift, let's face it.
Well, then the forecast:
Office, job, officialdom.
Tie, cufflinks, jacket
And just fix the server.
If I were a queen, - the
hipster said here, -
Then on our freelance
you would swim among vacancies.
Would be in the subject of new clips,
Flexil without show-off old.
Like I would, stuffed tattoos,
Dreadlocks weaved below the ear
And hunched over without a hernia
In the development of a cryptocurrency exchange .
Che, it's cool here:
Merry, chic, ecstasy ...
You can drink, smoke and gamble,
Live without straining your memory,
Remote - for fans,
No bores and bureaucrats.
Everyone rushes from the salary:
It is given to us in bitcoins.
Go with me, Signor IT specialist,
You will be like my companion.
True, there are some troubles:
Funding, as it were,
For one round is given
Well, then - a sad sound ...
If I were a queen, - the
third said the girl, -
You would live with us as a king,
And not a hipster savage.
Would be with a friendly team,
With a salary of white needed.
For a couple of years we have
become a leader in the segment under the brand .
Our founder is just a genius, a
Man of great values.
At the age of 14, under a prank,
He broke into a Tokyo bank.
The hacker is simply a masterpiece,
Super professional.
And now, in the real worlds,
He leads the data protection.
Over the last year of working
We have grown 70 times
And we want for a year as a result
Become a big unicorn.
With us you will be cheese in butter.
You will be full, dressed and happy.
- Hey, you are here! Step aside!
Make your way before me.
Half-price counterfer
From my ex, but my wife!
I want to return you, I will
warm you, I will caress you,
I will grab the horses at a gallop , I will give
birth to three children!
I will be a touchpad for you
Not a wife, but a whole treasure!
You will become well-fed and loved,
And the hunters walked by!