PM - Project manager (project manager ).
You say that only 5 kettle will boil. PM insists that the client is asking very much and this is extremely important for us, you bend under the onslaught and decide to think about something. You throw a bag into the kettle, fill it with water and wait for the water to turn brown. You clearly understand that you will have to remember to wash the kettle, because this will leave tea rings and possibly mold. You pour the resulting colored water for the client, the PM says with a happy face: well, you see, you can. And you think that you would not want to do that to you ... But circumstances demand. And as soon as you relaxed, the PM flies in and says: have you even tried this?
You realize that there is no taste for the campaign ... You try to justify yourself, but then the PM interrupts you and says: what does the taste have to do with it, it's not boiling water and you quickly start thinking what to do. You think about boiling for a long time and find a ready-made solution - an old boiler in the closet. You throw it into a mug, plug it into an outlet, it heats up, and the PM looks at you and says: hmm ... We can't leave such dependence on the cable ... And you understand that a good solution just needs to be finished, naively believing that you are went in the right direction. You find a battery, connect it, and everything works, even though even the PM realizes that something is wrong here. And then the intrigue arrives ... PM-but there is no hour, two ... You start to think that they are either discussing your dismissal, or PM-and lost somewhere, maybe he has already decided to finish. But then the PM flies in and without a drop of explanation says:the client is very satisfied, it is necessary to make pasta just as quickly. You are at a loss - they say, okay, it worked, you go and look at the kettle and think, what else can you do in it. But since it's Friday night, you think that you've had enough of such adventures and agree with the PM for Monday.
Here it is Monday. You are full of energy and having slept with the knowledge of what you did on Friday, you remember about pasta. Without a second thought, you pour pasta into the kettle. Add water and turn it on. A minute passes and you understand that pasta does not paint water and how to understand that they are ready will not be so easy. But ... when you open the kettle, you are filled with extreme surprise. The pasta really colored the water. But the smell of tea brings you back to reality where you remember your TODO: wash the kettle. Taking into account that there is no time, because the PM will now arrive again, you mix this nonsense and think - oh well, that task was - to cook them and quickly, and not the color, smell, we will write off the given technical requirements for inaccurately. But then you realize that makarokhi is not tea at all and screwing a boiler to them so that while they carry them they reach is not an option, because the client will understand that this is soup,not pasta. In order not to spoil all the raspberries, you boil the second water with a boiler, but already in a bucket half full. It would seem: what is happening here, but no, the idea is still there. Cover the bucket with a colander, pour the kettle with brown pasta into a colander and cover with a lid, the pasta will reach the client in a cooked state with steam. The PM flies in, you say with a satisfied face that everything is ready, you hand him a bucket with a lid, a boiler, an accumulator. In the PM, the joy on his face smoothly flows into surprise or shock, but dissatisfaction seems to be invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.but already in a bucket half full. It would seem: what is happening here, but no, the idea is still there. Cover the bucket with a colander, pour the kettle with brown pasta into a colander and cover with a lid, the pasta will reach the client in a cooked state with steam. The PM flies in, you say with a satisfied face that everything is ready, you hand him a bucket with a lid, a boiler, an accumulator. In the PM, the joy on his face smoothly flows into surprise or shock, but dissatisfaction seems to be invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.but already in a bucket half full. It would seem: what is happening here, but no, the idea is still there. Cover the bucket with a colander, pour the kettle with brown pasta into a colander and cover with a lid, the pasta will reach the client in a cooked state with steam. The PM flies in, you say with a satisfied face that everything is ready, you hand him a bucket with a lid, a boiler, an accumulator. In the PM, the joy on his face smoothly flows into surprise or shock, but dissatisfaction seems to be invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.Cover the bucket with a colander, pour the kettle with brown pasta into a colander and cover with a lid, the pasta will reach the client in a cooked state with steam. The PM flies in, you say with a satisfied face that everything is ready, you hand him a bucket with a lid, a boiler, an accumulator. In the PM, the joy on his face smoothly flows into surprise or shock, but dissatisfaction seems to be invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.Cover the bucket with a colander, pour the kettle with brown pasta into a colander and cover with a lid, the pasta will reach the client in a cooked state with steam. The PM flies in, you say with a satisfied face that everything is ready, you hand him a bucket with a lid, a boiler, an accumulator. In the PM, the joy on his face smoothly flows into surprise or shock, but dissatisfaction seems to be invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.but dissatisfaction seems invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.but dissatisfaction seems invisible. He says “okay” and takes the bucket. You clearly realize that all this will end badly and while you have free time you update your resume, but PM-mu talk about nuances: the bucket should not be opened while the battery is connected - absolutely impossible.
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