Let's start with the fact that the steady warning expressions, when it is worth running to the side, bending down and covering your ears, or just jumping into a trench, now include not only "be afraid of the Danes who bring gifts", "where did you throw the grenade?" and "flash on the left", but also:
- "We are a turquoise company"
- "We do not fire anyone and we have no turnover"
- "We have a company with only a white salary, everyone works remotely"
- "We do not assign a position to a person, he himself grows into responsibilities"
- "We have Agile starting this week"
I still haven't decided whether I was lucky or not to be in Slurme . On the one hand, a whole year has been spent on playing the tin soldiers, on the other hand, such experience, rightfully the word, cannot be obtained in ten years in a classic "red" corporation.
NB For the keepers of "Habr". Yes, "Habr" is not a book of complaints. And it is right. But in this text I am talking about working for 1 year in a company that is now in the TOP-10 (through my efforts too). I don't think it's worth sending to drafts. Let the "Khabrovites" decide whether this experience is useful to them or not. And to some extent he was unique. Personally, I know that I will never recommend Slurm or Southbridge to my acquaintances and friends. Read below why. Even with documents.
It all started relatively calmly. I was walking with my wife in Kolomenskoye Park and my old friend Niyaz Abdullin called me and said: “ Listen, you want to try yourself as an IT editor. You have been doing journalism and publicism for five years already . " “ Come on! "- I replied.
And away we go.
Moscow, hotel "Leningrad", about a third of these smiling people are no longer in the company. Those who screwed up in time and politely, like Pavel Selivanov, who were screwed together.
First meeting and first promises
On September 3, in St. Petersburg, in the Selectel conference hall, "Slorm" held an event, as well as the "Day of the Techdeer" by Dima Simonov.
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He never defended me. Let's remember his cunning approach with a salary of 22,000 rubles instead of 80,000. And he doesn't value anyone, except Igor, his priceless narcissistic couple. And the place as a whole suited me, but I was really tired of Igor and Anton. I don't like psychopathological couples. And I don't like drug addicts, even those who just blow shmallow. I don't trust them.
After all, I'm not a psychiatrist or even a psychotherapist to watch them every morning at my daily appointment. They don't give me milk for being harmful. I really felt better. No "narcissist" and no "border guard".
And what will happen next? Does Slurm Expand the Galaxy? Who knows…
Time will tell. Sooner or later time will tell.