Without "Hello, world!" and in IT?

Petrovich was an old experienced CTO - he still remembered punch cards, and the number of programming languages ​​that he knew was approximately equal to the number of languages ​​that had sunk into the oblivion of natural selection in the IT environment and were safely lost in Petrovich's long-term memory.



And so on the fifth floor, where the developers were mostly sitting, he immediately noticed a strange personality. The guy was dressed too neatly. The lumberjack's beard was not observed. Not a T-shirt with a print that should mean something and that only the owner himself understands. In general, not an admin or Devops engineer at all. The eyes are normal, not red, there are no black circles under them, no tattoos, no piercings, not even an armpit laptop, which means that it is not a developer.



Petrovich carefully cornered him and asked:



- What's your name, Vasya?

- Seryozha.

- Tell me, Seryozha, what are “99 bottles of beer” and Fibonacci numbers?

- What?

- “Hello, world” is what?

- Hello world! - Seryozha-Vasya beamed.

- I see, - said Petrovich and dragged Seryozha to the security guard.



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